You will hear this every day. 

“How are you?”  

We hear that every day, but other than family and close friends, people ask but they really don’t want to know and often don’t listen to the response anyway. 

Shake it up, try something different:  “Better than ever!” or “Making money having fun!” 

Or “Thanks for asking, I have a migraine, a bad back and my hemorrhoids are acting up.”  Or Not! 

Don’t say anything negative; you don’t want people feeling sorry for you.